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Tuesday, September 2, 2008 ; free gift

The term ''free gift'' in itself is contradictory.How could someone make a gift free,when it is supposed to be free? It somehow means that a gift to someone actually costs that someone something.Weird huh.but whatever.im not gonna start into that.its probably too deep and the profoundness of it will compound into even more profundity.

Complimentary lyrics to ''In Another Life'' which i'm probably hooked on to now which they hooked me up on.good song to make you emotional yay. (don't waste your time watching girly man on youtube)

I have known you my whole life
When you were ten, you said you'd make me your wife
Eight years later you won me over
Just as I took the world on my shoulders

I got used to living without you
Endless phone calls and dreaming about you
Always said that you were my man to be
But I guess I was in love with your memory

You know I love you, I really do
But I can't fight anymore for you
And I don't know, maybe we'll be together again
Sometime, in another life
In another life

I know I said that I would keep my word
I wished that I could save you from the hurt
But things will never go back to how we were
I'm sorry I can't be your world

You know I love you, I really do
But I can't fight anymore for you
And I don't know, maybe we'll be together again
Sometime, in another life
In another life (another life)

The way you're holding on to me
Makes me feel like I can't breathe
Just let me go, just let me go
It just won't feel right inside
God knows I've tried

You know I love you, you know I do
But I can't fight anymore for you
And I don't know, maybe we'll be together again
Sometime, in another life
In another life, in another life
In another life ...

jixian was bored at 1:11 AM

; evaluation of material

during the age of 15-18, thats where most people get attached and have boyfriends/girlfriends.though admittedly this number is getting lower and lower due to the increasing interaction between little boys and girls these days.wonder what they are doing other than homework and watching pokemon....But anyway! some people wish to get that hot girl/guy but they can't...due to many a reason.looks or smell or fashion sense or personality or practices or whatever.the Evaluation of Boyfriend Material Committee,subsidiary of international marketing research firm ACNielsen,headed by Dr. Kuo Jixian,spills the beans on whether jixian makes a good boyfriend or not.here goes.in a world (Singapore) where pragmatism rules and everyone is SO DAMN competitive,those who possess the same level of good looks flock together.therefore it is hard to get a pretty girl and hot guy for your liking even though you might think you have the qualities for one(which truthfully you don't).

Reasons Against

Number 01 ~ Jixian does not have ethereal looks,nor does he has plastic spread all over his face.yes yes all the furore over plastic surgery which makes a pauper look like a prince.though its true in many cases(except michael jackson).don't you think its fake? ahaha.difficult question here which i can't answer.so an average joe like Mr. Jix won't score points with the aesthetic side of a relationship.moreover,people think that attached people who have disparate looks compared to their partners are losing out on the better looking people whom they could have got together with.

Number 02 ~ Jixian doesn't have a rocking bod like Allan Wu or all those Men's Health models have.All those coveted : ''six-pac,or even eight.big pectorals,broad shoulders,chiselled wings,proportionate quadriceps and calves,tough glutes,and most importantly.little fat''some may relate these to protection,security and of course,bragging rights.even i am amazed when i see a nice silhouette of a guy who works out.why then should girls not be going cross eyed and drooling all over the floor? it is nice to hug someone with tough muscles,but all you get with mr.jixian is a lump of fat,more exactly it would be similar to a honey bear(not winnie the pooh).with loose skin and bubbly fats abound.yup yup.

For every 4 SV's there should be 2 OV's,but im gonna bend the rules here and put in 2 OV's for 2 SV's.sorry to my GP tutor.i've failed.

Reasons For

Number 01 ~ people always encounter problems and girls are especially emotive.it is not rare that something happens and girls begin to sob and cry.girlfriends are fine to get together with and share your troubles.Mr. Jix can as well! given his slightly apathetic(doesn't mean that he does not care) character.he will willingly listen to all your woes and troubles for hours on end.it helps to also know he has a hoard of tissue boxes at home so you won't ever run out of that precious white paper.

Number 02 ~ jixian does not know what you wish for during your birthdays every year and valentines.but you can always tell him and he will gladly get you that something which you have been wanting so bad.yes.he might not be smart enough to make you a surprise like folding 1000 paper cranes and putting them into glittered glass bottles with the lids wrapped in a nice heart shaped ribbon,but he will indubitably procure you something simple like a toasted bun when you really need to eat some food.he believes that you will need something you will need instead of something for you to display on your shelf forever without any purpose (except to have sweet memories of him).ask him for a song and he'll sing it for you! ''In Another Life'' by The Veronica's on their newest album Hook Me Up is a good song for a melodramatic separation (:

there you go folks.the complete omnibus on whether jixian is a good attachment to your life or not.you can treat him like a roomba or he can treat you like one :D whichever you prefer!

meanwhile jixian will try to run for something gubernatorial for the good of singapore ^^\/.
byebye

jixian was bored at 1:11 AM