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Sunday, August 12, 2007 ; Sun shine

okay.yesterday dated 11 AUGUST 2007.youth synergy organized sports fellowship(dragonboat intended) but the coach wasnt available so we had to settle for open top kayaks.how bad is that?
its like paddling this great cumbersome plastic boat compared to the closed and thin one which is a million times more aerodynamic.i slept late on friday so almost couldnt wake up at 7.45.okay
i resolve not to sleep at 1am anymore!
okay took bus 31 and changed to 168 to bedok reservoir.

reached there dont see anymore so im off wandering on my own since ive been there like more
than 5 times already (for all the dragonboat competitions and whatnot).so then i see someone
approaching me.its yi xiang.so i follow gullibly towards the toilet and sit there.look at the
marvellous scenery with the green grass and trees.not to mention the nice nature-ish smell.
lets see.now there were isabella,jacqueline,yan xiang,zi shi,rong chang and yu fen.the next
person whom i saw could join a fashion show totally.

Preacher Luke Tan.

wow.lets give a thorough examination of this year's fall fashion line-up.ideal for the working man.grey signature singlet,paired with orange striped shorts(those FBT kinda length) + mystical green/black shades.it certainly does turn heads and win the favour of even the most

critical critics (yay alliteration : DD) okay skip riiiight to the kayaking.tim happened to be my partner and i didnt expect him to not know how to paddle at all.i mean.
who couldnt? so anyway after an unnecessary safety briefing we went into the water.paddling.
paddling paddling.big sun is shining on me.shine on me (:for those in church who didnt understand what tim and i were doing with that thing with the
hands and he leaning back.because he kept leaning on my legs whenever he was tired of paddling on the kayak.and i kept pouring water on his face :D

after kayaking we went lunching at bedok interchange hawker centre.nothing to write about there just that we ate.and i was still famished after a plate of insipid chicken rice.worship practice at 3 then at six we departed for tim's home to celebrate his birthday.this isgoing to be exceptionally lengthy so if you have a disorder with patience you can quit now.
Destination: TIM'S HOME.

6.30 we reached in bihui's car.THANKS BIHUI! love you lots lots.
the group awaits outside the enclosure with hushed voices,they couldnt risk being identified bythe enemy,we had to employ stealth tactics to deceive the security poised at the top secretlocation.we wait outside and start collecting parking fees from innocent commuters to fund our
intricate mission.it was now or never.

Setback No.1 - Tim's dad arrives in a cab.

there was no way we could let this person know of our nefarious plan.even though that personwas hiding the same truth from his son.

Setback No.2 - rachel lee and rebecca gan had already arrived at the target location.

these are the most dubious of all.they threaten to expose the contrivance we hatched weeks ago.the hour was approaching.recon must go in and get them out to safety.

donning our pre-camouflaged clothing,we entered the campus.the laser cameras let us go inunawares as their technology was way primitive.led by uncle han tong,our renewed confidencebrought us into the house where the very behind-the-scences people were discussing about an innocuous japanese dinner.because i was the most inexperienced new green horn in the unit,ive been tasked to make a distraction for the target.as timothy descended on the smooth parquet stairs,the others hid behind the huge door frame with their weapons readied.he turned and saw me rooted to the ground and said : Jix! Why are you here?
as he approached i watched with judicious eyes when ALL of my teammates pounced on him
simultaneously. SURPRISE! damn this is going to be long.

after a few hugs and shakes from everyone we settled into the dining hall,i sat there alone where
everyone else mingled with the crowd.there were some inner ''struggles'' (: so the wait was nervewrecking and when finally the food came i wasnt allowed to touch it.how nice.prayer time!.
so lets eat now. drink-check.vermicelli-check.beef-check.squid-check.satay-check.all systems
go.sit outside and eat.what else could i say.wolf? gobble? bite? whatever you can think of.i did it.
okay i really dont have the patience to write anymore.now the green tangerines from thailand are out so ''Mu Shi Niang'' and auntie tian pei were like competing who could peel the tangerines
faster.as it proceeded,auntie tian pei went horribly berserk and was totally infatuated with the
notion.she kept requesting to peel the tangerines for other people.yes i forgot that pastor shen
kept droning on the 吹蛋糕thing.so cake comes yay yay whoo whoo sing birthday song.eat and then the youth took many many pictures,with weird poses and expressions.i daresay i partook
in that masquerade.my patience is wearing thin.so there.

jixian was bored at 6:13 PM

Wednesday, August 8, 2007 ; trying my hand

as he peered over the corner of the pillar,a fusillade of metal bearings materialized in his direction.it was unavoidable,just one,and it would cripple him.heart pulsing,he pulled himself away from the line of fire and leaned on the wall.breaths slowing down finally as the danger slowly crept away.

he was a trained special operations agent.

known only by the pseudonym eagle one,numerous accomplishments backed this fearsome human.possessing the title of ''grand master'' in various martial arts,known to assemble a handgun below 15 seconds.and being the only one to survive an assault led by militant group Jer'eShu after a barrage of missiles and explosives had riddled through the enemy's stronghold and decimated their heirachy,eagle one was dogged and rough.fast enough to decapitate a karate master before the man knew anything was there.

being trapped in a crossfire between two other rival militant groups was not really his cup of tea
but it provided good practice.between him and the entrance to the organization's headquarters was a 5m wide gravel road,constantly welcoming the waves of futile firearms.
if time had waited,there would be an allowance to deliberate,but time waited for no man.a simple ''chink'' signalled the dropping of a flashbang as eagle one simultaneously vaulted over
the opening with a flying somersault.it had to work.voices of alarm echoed in the distance as yet another wave of bullets came flying through,slaking grains of sand in mesmerizing rhythms.

he'd made it.

jixian was bored at 11:44 PM

Tuesday, August 7, 2007 ; wanted man

green time again.its 16 days left to my prelim and im thinking there's seriously no time.though ive selectively been staying back in school till 9.30 pm sometimes,but still,there are lots to catch up on those which ive not studied.Chem and Physics SPA are over.lets hope i can get 3/4 for them.
alright.

getting a new life in church now.chances are im joining the worship team to fill the vacuum of drummers.just had my little ''gig'' on last sunday.and this sunday im playing too : DD practice will be on saturday.not forgetting DRAGONBOAT yay.

something to tell bihui(our beloved church teacher)that i shouldnt be the peacekeeper of the
class.given my passive and apathetic attitude.i could never just scream and holler at someone
saying : Shut Up! .sorry i cant.im too nice :P

lets start to really focus my attention on whats most paramount.sacrifice is really the key
here.however reluctant i may be to relinquish all these comforts.god bless me.

jixian was bored at 11:20 PM