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Friday, July 27, 2007 ; sleeping under wool

been sick.sick.sick.the weather has been relentess.sending deluges wherever possible.whenever
possible.i feel submerged in ice,my feet are frozen and cramping.the cold has been tampering
with my neurological thoughts.materialising a profound mist over them.so whatever.dont listen
to my useless rants.

P.E today was great.by far its the best ive ever had.surpassing the dull and uninteresting game of soccer and basketball by eons.i had
TENNIS!

hey now i know why everyone loves tennis.it is absolutely fantastic and demands adept movement on the court.results in a full revitalisation of the body.okay its getting cheesy.

well nevermind.so going on.tennis game played by a bunch of tennis neophytes.kevin is named
''the artillery'' cause he launches the ball really high! everytime he hits a ball it flies at a
unprecedented,unrivalled velocity and at 70 degrees up.vaulting over the high fences and into the courtyard.just breath-taking.and sadly i sprained something whilst doing a rather clumsy jump in a bid to hit a high flying green article.

at chinese class we watched very a cliche Hong Kong Crime Movie.its called black white forest by the way.of course im kidding.its 黑白森林.pardon for the lame translation.im so worried that we arent learning enough.there's still a 4B textbook we havent done.lets hope i can take up some reading myself.okay i need to cover myself in a thick woolen jacket and gloves and socks and everything that keeps me warm in this wacky weather! bye (:

jixian was bored at 9:44 PM

; the heartwrenching speech

today marks the day where i received my report card.it was given out by the principal himself.
what he said to us was different from the other classes.''Do it for the school''
where in the morning he mentioned do it for yourselves.
can our class actually make the cut and continue the value added quality?
its a breakneck 27 days away from prelim 2,and seriously,what have i done?
23 points for L1R5 Class Position 6th.so what?
if the situation aggravates.we will be torn asunder.
maybe we should listen to mr khoo and indeed flog ourselves with a scourge if we fail.
what we need is a collective effort,to motivate each of our compatriots.repudiate the forces
that are dragging us down and let our fighting spirit coruscate the class.
time to dedicate everything again.
now.
this very minute.
immediately.
so yeah.
i'll go crunch on my peanut butter biscuits.

jixian was bored at 9:19 PM

Sunday, July 22, 2007 ; the V

no posts for today cause there's nothing to post about.other than the traffic lights were
malfunctioned when i was heading back from tuition. oh okay about the malaysia trip.was an experience for me cause it was LARGE audience.man.i could never survive the shock.at least i had 3 practices before the mission service to prepare for my time on stage.people pay to see me!

the bus was so really vile.it smelt like a million lighted cigarettes.making me choke and get an
unnecessary giddiness.fortunately mirabell provided sweets.
now now.i live by a new trademark.the V sign.watch out.its coming your way.havent done Cedar
Girls 2005 E.Math Paper.gotta rush.bye.


jixian was bored at 10:48 PM

Friday, July 20, 2007 ; the other unknown

to those in church who think im reserved and quiet.i can be as sarcastic as ever.watch me :
and dont think of anything satirical to assault me with. : DD

jixian was bored at 2:22 PM

; a million eyes watching me

the new week has begun and i find myself dumbfounded at the time left till next prelim(PRELIM 2) which will be set for JC entry.its a mere one month left and i have not started
on a appropriate method to fulfill my desired outcome.i'd just like to take this opportunity to
share my results.here they are.

Chemistry-A1
Physics-C5
English-B4
Chinese-A2
E.Math-A1
A.Math-B4
Hist/SS-D7

now how could anyone even fathom such an imminent disaster.i am inexorably unable to
make the cut for junior college.i figure i would be laying in an infirmary after seeing my o level results.so long. (:

jixian was bored at 2:14 PM

Sunday, July 8, 2007 ; youth ablaze camp photos

i do not know why i did attend the fellowship today to view the camp photos.
i DONT LIKE TAKING PHOTOS.and definitely i wont like looking at mine.
cause their ugly.

so whatever.a very friendly andy had taken the time and effort to ''ensure'' that i really did join them for fellowship.by pushing me up the stairs in a chokehold : DD
first was songs.which is staple in any fellowship.then came the photos haha.
it wasnt that bad la.but BUT i didnt really look at mine (:
it seemed that kbox on thursday was fun.though i was at suntec TOO and i didnt join.
yeah more photos.and it seemed to me that everyone was waiting for that perfect moment.
when my marvellous dancing video was broadcasted on the screen.3 weeks liao lor and you all
still make fun of me.especially andy haha.ANDY你跟我记住!
mm im not saying that im stealing the lime light.it definitely belonged to Kai Shi with her
only approved version of the Gatsby dance.

shall skip the sharing part cause its all really boring.
and im tired.
tired.

okay byebye.

jixian was bored at 3:07 PM

Saturday, July 7, 2007 ; outline of schedule

Saturday
- >3.30pm-5.30pm worship practice.
-stone indefinitely after that.

Sunday

->8.30am church service
->10am-12pm bible studies
->2.15pm-3pm drum lessons
->5pm-10pm tuition


someone tell me why im doing this uncounstructive thing.

im going into lunacy.

jixian was bored at 11:36 AM

Friday, July 6, 2007 ; the friday feast everyone was talking about

right today i went for dinner at ''Liang Kee'' at Unity Street,some teochew restaurant.Aw its was a bomb.i had like piles of food being served to me like royalty.
1.Fried Tofu and Ngoh Hiang
2.weird vegetables.
3.Goose Meat
4.Roast Chicken
5.Crayfish YAY :D
6.Steamed Fish[which i didnt even touch]
7.some noodles with black sauce[again i didnt eat]
8.Yam Paste[which i wanted more.but hey,my figure demands much less (:]
+ bountiful/overwhelming/suffocating/abundant amounts of chrysanthemum tea.
oh how can i forget those marvellous 2 bowls of immense carbohydrates called rice.
of course there was lots of GOOFING AROUND with my cousins.in which i had learnt that they were really sarcastic and lame.JUST LIKE ME.

EXAMPLE:
Cousin No.1 : hey this is the REAL yam paste!
Me : oh dont tell me you can find fake yam paste.obviously this is real.
Cousin No.2 : you know where to find fake one? outside the restaurant got the ''model'' of the food you can see before you go in.thats the fake one.
Me : er.yeah.very funny.im laughing.

ha and its so much fun popping those plastic wrappings with the wet tissues in them and seeing the looks on others faces when they hear the very much obvious and irritating "POP"" sound.okay okay show's over.dinner is over.and it amounts to a hefty $400 dollars for 2 tables.what a ripoff.even the tissues also must contribute to the bill.
of course after this extremely ''mild'' meal i had there.walking was a little more effortless,not to mention that with the title of KNIGHT how can anything affect me? well sorry if you dont know why.ask me next time.mm.next i was deported to a nearby condominium where i realised the despicably attractive nightscape of its garden.with a gentle breeze blowing with those enchanting and so fetch vermillion lights around it.---> fastforward to the bus stop.
on the bus it was rather embarrassing for me cause at one point when i was stoning on it i CHOKED ON MY SALIVA.wow.what an affair to happen to me.its like in an eternity of silence.and out of the blue a sudden loud cough.totally spoils my cool guy image la.

and therefore ends today's post.and dont complain about the colour of the font please.many thanks : DD

jixian was bored at 10:54 PM

Wednesday, July 4, 2007 ; Finally Its Done

Thanks to my nonsense/crappy/loud/lame cousin jun jie for helping me with the blog.it was just an easy REVERT TO CLASSIC HTML button that i had to press to save my frustration.how nice.

jixian was bored at 10:05 AM

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 ; MY FIRST ENTRY

NONE SORRY.

jixian was bored at 10:50 PM